Breaking News:

Thanks to eagle-eyed reader Josh, I have been informed that the Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Story was a hoax. :( I mean, I am glad no one was eaten by badgers, but it takes a little umph out of the headline. I should have known better than to trust the British tabloids.
Oh well. You should still vote on the better headline, regardless of which one is true! Frankly, I am not sure this "naked man in a leather jacket eating a fudgesicle" wasn't Nic Cage glimpsing himself in the mirror at 2am.

Update: **Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Wins!**

Don't forget to vote! --->

If you haven't already, please take a moment to vote in the poll located over there to the right of this post. In case you are curious (and how could you not be?), these are both headlines from September 14th, 2011. And yes, they are both real.

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

Nicolas Cage was terrorized by a naked man holding a Fudgesicle


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