Saturday, December 31, 2011

Nice/NotNice 2011 Round-Up!

After careful consideration, I think the best thing of 2011 was the discovery of Tonetta!

Warning: Please only watch if you want your life to change drastically in a little over 3 minutes.

Actually, "Drugs Drugs Drugs" is kind of good...

Friday, December 30, 2011


When the world ends, this is the last thing we will all see:

Monday, December 12, 2011

Missed Connections I could potentially recieve

Girl w/bloody finger at DMV - m4w (fell st.)

Date: 2011-12-01, 11:31AM PST
Reply to:

you came in with a bandaid on your finger and then a little while later it was gone and then i left and there was a bloody bandaid stuck to my shoe and i am just wondering if you have hiv or hepatitis? respond and tell me which one of your fingers was bleeding so i know its really you.

Tall Girl in Ill-Fitting Clothes - m4w (TL)

Date: 2011-11-29, 2:18PM PST
Reply to:

You look like you are wearing children's clothes, but you're clearly in your mid- to late-twenties and about 6 feet tall. Go to the Big & Tall store.

Chick with black eye - m4w (24 hour van ness)

Date: 2011-09-29, 4:02PM PST
Reply to:

you looked like you had a major shiner on your left eye. if you want i can beat up whoever gave it to you and we can go for drinks or something. i was the short guy watching you stretch. 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011


doppeldog by unphotographable
doppeldog, a photo by unphotographable on Flickr.

Shame's my name

I would like to see Shame, a film about a sex addict played by Michael Fassbender. This is what Michael Fassbender looks like, in case you were wondering:

Eeew! Well, I guess I will endure it for the sake of cinema.

 But here's my true dilemma: how do I do it without looking like a creep/feeling extremely awkward?

  • If I go with a friend it will be uncomfortable because it's an NC-17 film about a sex addict. 
  • If I go by myself I am going to be the person who is sitting alone in a dark theatre, watching an NC-17 film about a sex addict and eating Junior Mints. Actually, maybe I could make this one work for me and go in and zero in on a couple in the (probably) sparsely populated theatre and sit right next to them. Without even a seat between us. Then I could offer them a candy like that girl at the end of Ferris Bueller: "They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft."
So, what should I do? I already feel self-conscious because I tried to watch the red band trailer via Fox Searchlight's facebook page, and it wasn't working. I clicked on the link like 15 times before I thought What if they are sending an email to my mom, notifying her every time I click on this?

Or what if it is showing up on my profile: 

Brooke likes Shame. 

 Brooke likes Shame.

 Brooke likes Shame.

 Brooke likes Shame.

Brooke likes Shame.

Brooke likes Shame.


Oh yeah, P.S. I am 28 years old and I'm fretting over this. And I just posted it on my blog so everyone knows I want to see a movie about a sex addict! 

Monday, December 5, 2011


I bought these tights in Medium/Large and the kneepad is on my shin because I'm too goddamn tall.