Monday, December 12, 2011

Missed Connections I could potentially recieve

Girl w/bloody finger at DMV - m4w (fell st.)

Date: 2011-12-01, 11:31AM PST
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you came in with a bandaid on your finger and then a little while later it was gone and then i left and there was a bloody bandaid stuck to my shoe and i am just wondering if you have hiv or hepatitis? respond and tell me which one of your fingers was bleeding so i know its really you.

Tall Girl in Ill-Fitting Clothes - m4w (TL)

Date: 2011-11-29, 2:18PM PST
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You look like you are wearing children's clothes, but you're clearly in your mid- to late-twenties and about 6 feet tall. Go to the Big & Tall store.

Chick with black eye - m4w (24 hour van ness)

Date: 2011-09-29, 4:02PM PST
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you looked like you had a major shiner on your left eye. if you want i can beat up whoever gave it to you and we can go for drinks or something. i was the short guy watching you stretch. 

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