How to annoy me at a concert.

1. If we're seated, get up to buy more beer every 15 minutes or so.

2. Look up the lyrics to the songs on you phone and read them instead of watching the show.

3. Eat a smelly sandwich.

4. Spill your beer on my head.

5. Whip my face with your dreads while you dance/grind on someone.

6.Touch me.