Lady 1: That was so good! Oh my god I loved it. Did you love it?
Lady 2: I loved it!
L1: You know who would really love it?
L2: Oh yeah, he would just love it.
L1: You know who that guy reminded me of? John Hamm.
L1: You know, the guy from Mad Men? Don Draper? Can you pass me some toilet paper, this stall is all out.
L2: Sure, hon.... I don't know, I don't really see it. He is very handsome, though.
L1: Oh yes, he's VERY handsome.
L2: VERY handsome! I probably would have had sex with him too, ha ha!
L1: Nooo. You wouldn't!!!
L2: No, I wouldn't. He looks pretty old, though. He's supposed to be like 37 but he looks 47!
L1: Still, he's very good-looking.
L2: Oh yes, VERY good-looking!
Me: Is his penis huge or what?!
L2 & L2: [Silence. Then toilets flushing. Then quick footsteps.]
Me: You forgot to wash your haaaaaands!!